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POETRY FROM THE UNTALENTED part 1+2+3
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HORNET



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: POETRY FROM THE UNTALENTED part 1+2+3 Reply with quote

No discusion but a bit of poetry to kick off this link. Please no bricks thru my windows its not that bad. I hope.
WE SAW PYTHIA`S FIRST GIG, ON THE 20TH OF DECEMBER
TARJA AND PYTHIA, WHAT A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
A TRANSGOTHICLY HEAVY SOUND, WITH THE LADIES QUALITY VOICE
IM DESPERATE TO GO BACK, TO GET SOME MORE OF THAT NOISE
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE REEL DEAL, FEEL THE FULL FORCE
WIV THE SEROENT GODDESS VOCALS BACK TO NORM OF COURSE
I KEEP GOING BACK TO THE WEBSITE, LIKE HONEY BEE TO HIVE
TO SEE IF YOU HAVE POSTED, WHEN YOUR PLAYIN LIVE
I GENUINLY WISH YOU ALL LUCK, WE NEED A PROPER BRITISH BAND
LOVE AND BEST WISHES FROM THE HORNET, TO THE BEST BAND IN THE LAND.

TRANSGOTHICLY HEAVY
THE SINGER IS A FOX
CATCHEM ON TOUR SOON COS
PYTHIA ROCKS


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:43 am    Post subject: ODE to BEARDS Reply with quote

I ONCE HAD A BEARD, IT WAS A LITTLE GOATIE
AT ONE STAGE VERY LONG, IT CAME DOWN TO MY THROATY

THAT WAS A WHILE AGO, I THINK ABOUT THREE YEARS
I COULD`VE BEEN A ROCKER, IN A BAND JUST LIKE PYTHIA

THEY HAVE ALL GOT BEARDS,WELL BITS OF BEARDS AT LEAST
SO WHEN THEY COME ON STAGE, THEIR LIKE ANIMALS RELEASED

BUT I`VE NEVER SEEN A "PYTHON", WITH A GOATIE BEARD
AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT WOULD LOOK A LITTLE WEIRD

BECAUSE IM NOT DARK HAIRED, ITS NOT SO HEAVY OR GOTH
SO ONE MORNING I GOT UP, AND SHAVED THE F**K*R OFF!

THE END

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The Serpent Goddess
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:19 pm    Post subject: Ha ha Reply with quote

Ha ha ha ha ha! Glad your not writing the lyrics. But seriously thank you very much!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi, my name is Paul
and Iam the fool
who invented this un-toxic waste. Confused

If your reading this hear,
then you love Pythia
congrats, you`ve got wonderful taste. Razz

This verse is based loosly
on how Pythia have seduced me
in what I feel is a mutual bond. Cool Shocked

With this band from round London
seduced overnight, which is sudden
I have really grown very very fond. Rolling Eyes

I saw the Goddess of Serpen-teen
sword n goblet as we`ve all seen
with blood red wine in her hand. Twisted Evil

As she severed my head
to the floor, I dropped dead
I still thought what a brilliant band. Very Happy

As she sang about Tristan
some rich poncy christian
they tell me he`s some kinda pale prince. Cool

I asked her nice and mildly
to stop swinging sword, so wildly
cos she`d chopped up poor Tristan to mince. Surprised

Anyway, I look forward, excited
even though, still uninvited
To Pythia, Amberian Dawn

With her sword still she slays
the band behind her still plays
we keep rocking till the light of the morn. Smile

As the Gods do the rocking
power metal so good its shocking
we know your the power in the place. Mad

your the balls of the sound
to this new band i`ve found
but the Goddess has a prettier face Embarassed

With the voice of an angel
full vocal range as well
as Leighton said,we are not worthy Shocked

she`s a legendary celt
and as a Medievil Baebe, I felt
in all the right places, she`s curvey. Wink

If I offended anyone, GOOD
A bit of creativity, should
WHOOPS, I expect thats probably torn it Crying or Very sad

I had fun writting this DISCRACE
with tongue firmly, in the side of my face
signing off, Paul the rhyming n versiing Hornet Cool

Thanx 4 browsing this verse. Hope it made u smile Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

id say its an improvement from the first one .
it made me laugh .

xxx .
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Emily,
This dying star
Has been rewoken by your breath.
Your sweet enchanted words caress
My soul
Like melody that flows from strings
Of magical guitar.

Forlorn in silence was my heart,
Thought to be lost forever
to the darkness.
Untill you came like sunrise comes,
And gave me hope
that chased away my madness.

You are a rose amidst the thorns,
A gentle touch of hand,
A softly whispered word.
A loving kiss that lights the spark,
A star that's shining brightly
In the dark.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure you`re not Tristan ? Smile

This is far more talent than I could possibly cope with. Alas poor yorik,
I wandered lonely and loud n all that. Ah proper poetry, full of embellishing, meaningless
enlightened words that make, well, not much sense really.
if it aint amusing and confusing, I turn the page for re-using.
I told you,I`m talentless, but im happy in my state of poetic licence to..... Erm....rhyme a line Embarassed
Your sticky sweet stuff, is where its at though, keep it coming. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oceansong wrote:
id say its an improvement from the first one .
it made me laugh .

xxx .


Thanx Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My name is Emily Alice
I want to live in a Palace.

How's that for a poem?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure you don`t need a hand with the Lyrics THE Goddess Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Pythia Acrostic

Probably one of the best bands around
You all should hope they make it big
Tristan - Emily's vampire lover might live underground
He'll come outside, though, for a Pythia gig
If you want to be cool, listen to a song by Pythia
And speak to the band, you'll find them all here

Ta daaaa!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^ impressive!

..................................

A lonely fisherman cries
Over his fishing rod lost in deep sea
But my love for Pythia is deeper
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Haiku......


I hate you haiku,
you're too hard to do.
thud
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Timbley wrote:
A Haiku......


I hate you haiku,
you're too hard to do.
thud

My favourite one:

Together we sit
The mountain and I
Until only the mountain remains

^^ so much depth and wisdom in those three lines!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

more wise-

The Cheeky Girls
they do scare me,
remind me of lizards
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